Foundation Use as a primer. Think of foundation as the glue that keeps your make-up on and prevents you from having to use as much heavy concealer as you would have to if you didnt use a foundation. Apply lightly. The rest of the make-up WILL feel heavybut you want to look like a glamorous porn star dont you?

Eyeliner The key to glamour. Line the upper and lower lashes and gently highlight the brow-bone. BLACK BLACK BLACKdont stray away. Other colors are for professionals, youre trying to look slutty hot, not show off your make-up skills.

Eyeshadow The darker it is, and the further away from the eye you blend, the more dramatic the effect. Highlight toward the brow with brighter, lighter shades, whites, pearly blues, soft pinks etc. Darken or create a crease with shadow. Highlight the corner of your lid, closest to your nose with the same color used below the brow. Not only is this more dramatic, it draws attention to the eyes, taking away from the ugliness of the rest of your face.

Mascara Black, thick, heavyuse fake lashes in the most ideal situation, otherwise, curl, apply, curl, apply until your look like youre ready to spread eagle for a gang bang on the hood of a Camaro.

Eyebrows Comb them upwards and then use a pencil, as if youre trying to draw on more hairs, to add definition.

Lips Going against the rules made-up by people like Bobby Brown and the lady at the Clinique counter, line the lip at least two shades darker than the actual lipstick. Highlight the center of your bottom lip, subtly with an eyeshadow, preferably the one you used closest to your eyebrow. The light shadow will create a shimmery insert penis here affect for your lips, again, drawing attention to a sexy feature of anyones face and away from your true ugliness. Coat with excessive gloss. Lips arent only associated with your face. When it comes to sex, keep all your lips wet.

Skin get a glow by using highlighting products that reflect light away from the face. Moist formulations and illuminating cream blushers in pink or peach work well. Apply bold colors to the apple of your cheek. When using a bronzer, apply to where the sun usually burns you. The bridge of your nose, slightly near your brow, the peak of your forehead and chin. Amateurs should stick to blush applied to cheeks. Try not to streak it on. Its make-up not finger paint.

Nails Long, French manicure or fuck me firetruck red. Square tipped. In an emergency, or youre too broke to go to the salon, hit up your local pharmacy or beauty supply store for press on nails. They come pre-painted, under 8.00 and takes less than ten minutes to apply.

Hair Soft and big. Whether you wear it up or down, make sure your hair is soft, long and sexy. If you go for curls, make them big. Most porn hair looks good in an updo that can easily be done with an elastic band, bobby pins and a clip with teeth. Pull the majority of your hair back, leaving your bangs and strands closes to your temples loose. (Make sure these pieces are no more than one inch in width. Do not pull these pieces up in the pony tail. You will need them later.) Leave a few strands behind your ears and at the nape of your neck loose as well. It gives more of a tease as to the length of your hair and makes your work seem a bit more effortless. Twist the ponytail upward and place the clip below the ends of your hair, making sure to cover the elastic and leaving excess hair from the ponytail free to play with. Next, bust out your curling iron. The longer the hair, the bigger the barrel. Play with your bangs, Curl them down if they are short, leave them as loose curls for other lengths. Frame your face with excess hair.

Shaving You seriously need to go all-out for the porn star look. You need to shave or wax your legs all the way up to your ass. Remove ALL excess body hair. Whether its a few loose ones around your asshole or that peach fuzz above your lip. Get rid of it. Maybe even try making it a habit. This means pubes too! Nobody wants to see anything sticking out from your bikini line and for the true porn look, shave it all off or leave a landing strip. You can even buy kits at beauty supply stores and pharmacies. If youre lazy and have the money, I suggest consulting an expert for those of you who dont know how to work a razor around your private parts. Get your eyebrows done while youre at it. And remember, just because you shaved around it, doesnt mean you shouldnt trim it. Anything more than of an inch long in a triangle, landing strip or whatever design you may choose for your magic mound, needs to be trimmed. Nobody wants to take a trip to magic happy land if they have to put their face in the woods to get there. Make the road to magic happy land a smooth one. Shave your pussy.

Undergarments Youre going for glam, not comfort. Get a garter belt and thigh high stockings. If you find it difficult to put the stockings in the clips while they are on, try pre-clipping them before you put them all on. Then put on the stockings and the garter belt like pants. If you cant get it up your thighs and around your waist this way, youre too fat and you shouldnt be trying to be sexy anyway. Go to the gym, put the corn dog down and try again when you can see your feet below your stomach. This isnt time for granny panties, girdles or ugly bras. Make sure your bra and panties match in color, material and pattern if there is one (patterns like flowers, well, patterns in general are not recommended). Depending on what youre wearing, the colors should all match.

Clothing Clothing really depends on what youre going for. If youre doing more of a role-playing look, make sure you cover all the bases. Police officers use handcuffs, which you can use to cuff your mate and tease them. Nurses have stethoscopes and you can use it to check his heart rate before and after you shove your cleavage in his face. If just looking pornographic is enough for you, then stick with the super slut outfits. Low -cut t-shirts wont cut it. You need a halter top, a tube top, a tank top or no top. You might even consider a corset, as it highlights the shape of a womans body by creating more cleavage and giving the appearance of a thinner waist and larger hips. Instinctively, men are attracted to large breasts and wide hips as they show a woman is capable of child bearing. He wont be thinking of procreating when he sees you, but he will want to give your pussy a penis-punch if you look hot. Be color coordinated when picking your bottom. Mini skirts come in many materials and cuts. Whether youre getting an A-line or wrapping a loin cloth around your waist, choose what goes with your body style. Just like fat women cant wear spandex, some women cant wear a mini skirt. For those women, no matter what your size, maybe you should try a dress. There are plenty of dresses available in various materials from cotton to leather and even other materials that allow your body to breathe and not trap sweat underneath your clothing and making you smell like shit before he even fingers your ass. When dressing porn, remember he wants easy access and you need to remove your clothing easily. Make sure you dont have too many buttons, snaps, bells and whistles. This isnt a fashion show. Its a fuck fest. Dress for it.

WATCH PORN This is the most important rule. If you want to know what to look like, spend the 30 on a Vivid Video or something of that caliber. The cheaper the porn, the uglier the actors. Dont go for amateur porn either. Those girls look like you most of the time and you dont want to look like you. Youre ugly. Be somebody else. Pick who you want to be in a porn and create her look. And when you look like that, act like that. If she gives head, you give head. If she takes it doggy style, you take it doggy style. You can draw the line here and there with your partner, but if youre going to get kinky, get kinky. Try bondage, talking dirty, light spankings, role-playing, oral sex and random new positions. If youre going as far as looking like a porn star, you might as go the whole wayand find out more about being porno perfect.